elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jubblybubblybrit:

rose-got-ditched-on-a-beach:

kelekelo:

peacelovefandoms:

nerds-are-cool:

mindpalacefullofcats:

Listen here

If any of you fuckers ruin the new Star Trek for me

GANDALF DIES.

HARRY’S A WIZARD

KATNISS VOLUNTEERS AS TRIBUTE

DUMBLEDORE DIES

^ i hadnt got there yet!

DARTH VADER IS LUKE’S FATHER

edleritter:

sugarlipsandpoisonkisses:

edleritter:

if i ever get accused of murder, i will have a legitimate alibi

“i was blogging. check the timestamps on stuff.”

but what if you were just blogging while murdering?

and risk blood getting on my computer? no thank you.

but what if you queued your posts?

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nonymoose:

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER  BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI  WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE

AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE

HANG ON I FIXED IT

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

gly9h-the-hellhound:

pillory:

Oscar was adopted as a kitten from an animal shelter and grew up in the third-floor end-stage dementia unit at Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence, Rhode Island. The 41-bed unit treats people with Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease and other illnesses, most of whom are in the end stage of life and are generally unaware of their surroundings. Oscar was one of six cats adopted by Steere House, which bills itself as a “pet friendly” facility.

After about six months, the staff noticed that Oscar, just like the doctors and nurses, would make his own rounds. Oscar would sniff and observe patients, then curl up to sleep with certain ones. The patients he would sleep with often died within several hours of his arrival. One of the first cases involved a patient who had a blood clot in her leg that was ice cold at the time. Oscar wrapped his body around her leg and stayed until the woman died.In another instance, the doctor had made a determination of impending death based on the patient’s condition, while Oscar simply walked away, causing the doctor to believe that Oscar’s streak (12 at the time) had ended. However, it would be later discovered that the doctor’s prognosis was simply 10 hours too early: Oscar later visited the patient, who died two hours later.

Oscar’s accuracy led the staff to institute a new and unusual protocol: once he is discovered sleeping with a patient, staff will call family members to notify them of the patient’s (expected) impending death.

Most of the time the patient’s family has no issue with Oscar being present at the time of death. On those occasions when he is removed from the room at the family’s request, he is known to pace back and forth in front of the door and meow in protest. When present, Oscar will stay by the patient until they die, then after death will quietly leave the room.

i find this very interesting as this behavior seems common in many cats that reside in mental and nursing homes. Often sharing the bed of the soon to be deceased. In the ancient world cats were revered by many cultures, most famously Ancient Egypt, as guardians of the underworld, keepers of the gate of death, and sometimes even harbingers of death itself. This makes me wonder whether this behavior was observed during ancient times as well and perhaps prompted this belief and many practices surrounding it. 

maybe this cat is the real world manifestation of one of those reapers from supernatural who wanted to comfort those he was about to reap so he appears as this nice cat

lokionathroneoflies:

sifsdottir:

Norse mythology does not have a devil. Making Loki into a devil is completely wrong. The concept of sin and the devil as twisted evil and instigator of sin is a very Middle Eastern thing, firmly rooted in the religions stemming from that area. In pre-Christian Europe there was no such thing.

So just don’t. Doesn’t matter what you think about Loki. Just don’t.

THIS

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fannibalecter:

luvr4photography:

timelordassbutt-from221b:

jumpushfall:

grapefruitshampoo:

I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom

and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom

do you feel me?

i taste you

someone get hannibal away from tumblr

Mmmm delicious

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

queenofthedreamers:

mypatronusisyou:

you know what I love? everyone’s mutual love and respect for harry potter

we might not all talk about Harry Potter that much but no matter what wars between or inside fandoms are happening, Harry Potter still trumps everything else and makes it irrelevant 

if someone makes a Harry Potter reference it’s immediately understood no matter what other fandoms you’re in

After all this time?

Always.

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richard-sp8-jr:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

I’ll waste the lot of you

Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

NYET.

3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

Men of tumblr, I applaud you.

JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR

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mellitosoculos:

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

#mpreg

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merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

The greatest thing to have ever happened on Graham Norton show. Ever.

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biscuitmango:

badneto:

yin and yang

a challenger appears

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casisindeansass:

ehehehelokid:

Reblog this if you find Misha Collins attractive. Want to prove to my friend that he is.

how can

someone think

this man

isn’t

Attractive?

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favabean05:

a-weeping-angel-just:

watchtheskytonight:

fishthatcanswiminfog:

Just press play.

That moment when I paused the music to reblog, but the gif didn’t stop and I was confused for like three seconds.

This won the internet you can all go home

I will reblog every one of these. This is the best one.

How the hell did I know

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jared4teenchoice:

Jared Padalecki’s performance in season 8 of Supernatural, the last few episodes and the finale in particular, were, as most critics and reviews have stated, Emmy-worthy. Everyone knows Jared would have an Emmy for that if the CW would push SPN for Emmy consideration. But…

ruraljackdaw:

adeadmanandhisfriends:

ruraljackdaw:

so you know fangirls say things such as “OMG MY OVARIES”

like

what is the male equivalent of that?

OMG MY TESTICLES. It has less ring to it, don’t you think?

yeah that doesn’t sound quite as good

I’m glad those phrases have p much died out

Isn’t the male equivalent just ‘I have a boner’?